On the train, realizing there's opportunity for a scientific study to support a new hypothesis: The louder and more obnoxious the ringtone, the louder and more obnoxious the person using the mobile device. I should have a valid sample set within weeks. I'll let you know which medical journals publish my findings.
On the train, some guy just spritzed himself with cologne. It's nasty, "Axe" type stuff. I may go ride in the little space between the cars the rest of the way home.
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Did you consider the alternative? His B.O. ??
ReplyDeleteBO is awful.
ReplyDeleteBO + cologne is worse. Much, much worse.